Well, it looks like he's not going away any time soon, so I relented. For the first time ever, I drew the new Superman. *crosses arms* I still don't like it, though. Now get off my lawn, you darned kids!
For those who are curious: this is not a "template". If you alter this in any way and post it as your own without asking my permission or giving me credit in the artist notes, I will come at you like a spider monkey. I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew.